Every now and then, OGN rounds up some funny tweets from moms and dads. Although Twitter has rebranded to X, the humour lives on.
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney
My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.
Amy Liptrot @amy_may
If you were my 2-year-old, where would you hide your brother's brand new passport?
My daughter said the holes in my jeans make me look scruffy and I’m confused because I don’t remember giving birth to my mother.
Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
My 17 year old just dumped his girlfriend and now he’s attempting to get his hoodie back . He’s in for one Hell of a life lesson.
What I say: Sorry baby, they were out of bubblegum flavored medicine…Grape, will have to do.
What my child hears: I don’t love you, never have…Now drink your poison.
Dad Moon Rising @raoulvilla
my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.
Peter Yang @petergyang
The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents.
My husband’s version of helping out with the kids is yelling “COME ON, GUYS!” from the couch.
Jacana Mommy @jacanamommy
I've never experienced being swarmed by locusts, but I have tried to unpack groceries while my teenagers were home.
mariana Z @mariana057
While doing her history homework, my daughter asked me what I knew about Galileo.
I said, he’s just a poor boy from a poor family.