Every now and then, OGN rounds up some funny tweets from moms and dads. Although Twitter has rebranded to X, the humour lives on.
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney
My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.
Amy Liptrot @amy_may
If you were my 2-year-old, where would you hide your brother's brand new passport?
Lottie-pop @Lottie_Poppie
My daughter said the holes in my jeans make me look scruffy and I’m confused because I don’t remember giving birth to my mother.
Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness
Ordered new coats for my kids and for convenience I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section
Toni @Davszj
My 17 year old just dumped his girlfriend and now he’s attempting to get his hoodie back . He’s in for one Hell of a life lesson.
DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
What I say: Sorry baby, they were out of bubblegum flavored medicine…Grape, will have to do.
What my child hears: I don’t love you, never have…Now drink your poison.
Dad Moon Rising @raoulvilla
my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere.
Peter Yang @petergyang
The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents.
SpacedMom @copymama
My husband’s version of helping out with the kids is yelling “COME ON, GUYS!” from the couch.
Jacana Mommy @jacanamommy
I've never experienced being swarmed by locusts, but I have tried to unpack groceries while my teenagers were home.
mariana Z @mariana057
While doing her history homework, my daughter asked me what I knew about Galileo.
I said, he’s just a poor boy from a poor family.
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