May 29, 2022
In need of a chuckle? These should bring, at the very least, a smile to your face...
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” David Lee Roth
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Christina Aguilera
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight." Milton Berle
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” Bill Watterson
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.” Emo Philips
"What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise." Jerome K. Jerome
"To be or not to be. That's not really a question." Jean-Luc Godard
"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." Imelda Marcos
“Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.” Daniel J. Boorstin
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." Lily Tomlin
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." George Bernard Shaw
"Never have more children than you have car windows." Erma Bombeck
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