A selection of amusing quotations make you smile. Perhaps, even, chuckle.
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. Abraham Lincoln
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Douglas Adams
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Milton Berle
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Rita Rudner
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Demetri Martin
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? James Thurber
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. Samuel Johnson
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Robert Benchley
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra. Angie Dickinson
Today's Magazine articles
Remarkable Progress: In their final year at law school, Solomon Yeo and his classmates set their minds to saving the world. Four years later their idea has made it to the International Court of Justice.