Edinburgh Fringe: Best Jokes of 2022

Owing to 'you know what' the world famous Edinburgh Fringe didn't take place in 2020 or 2021, so it was very good news for the thousands of people who like to descend on the city for the festival, that this year's event was as lively as ever.


Microphone on stage awaiting a comedian at the Edinburgh Fringe 2022

On Sunday, OGN published the best one liners from 2009 to 2019, and promised to let you have this year's top gags (as voted for by both professionals and the general public). So, here they are:


1. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta – Masai Graham


2. Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery? – Mark Simmons


3. My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock – Olaf Falafel


4. By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and the same family – Hannah Fairweather


5. I hate funerals. I’m not a mourning person – Will Mars


6. I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back – Olaf Falafel


7. I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx – Richard Pulsford


8. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery – Tim Vine


9. Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate – Sophie Duker


10. I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days – Will Duggan

 

Edinburgh Fringe: Best One Liners from 2009 to 2019...