A dozen great quotes to make you chuckle and reflect.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. Ann Landers
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical. Arthur C Clarke
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Waterson
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. Bob Hope
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Pierce
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. Gertrude Stein
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Ralph Waldo Emerson
He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career.
George Bernard Shaw
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