Looking for a good chuckle? We’ve got you covered with a dozen humorous quotes to brighten up the day.
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical. Arthur C. Clarke
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Waterson
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. Ann Landers
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Pierce
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama
Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know. Daniel J. Boorstin
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Shulz
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. Gertrude Stein
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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