Mars Rover Fails to Collect Rock and NASA Blames Rock

You may have heard that Perseverance, the robotic rover that NASA designed specifically to gather up rock samples from Mars in preparation for sending them back to Earth, has been having some trouble lately.

Last week, NASA celebrated after instructing Perseverance to drill a hole into the Martian regolith beneath it and scoop up some samples. But that celebration was premature, Scientific American reports. When they took a look at an image of the storage tube a few hours later, the team realized that Perseverance had turned up empty-handed and the tube was empty and went into a frenzy trying to investigate what went wrong.

“It was definitely an ‘oh, shit’ moment,” Perseverance team scientist Ken Farley reports Futurism.

But NASA now insists, with all the confidence of a helicopter parent, that it’s not Perseverance’s fault. Instead, they say, it was the dastardly rock. The rock, NASA says, was simply too crumbly for Perseverance’s perfectly-crafted tools to grab, causing it to unfairly fall back down to the Martian ground. And frankly, Mars wasn’t playing fair. NASA now says that the rock itself fooled them into thinking that it would make a good, sturdy sample when it was actually a loose, crumbly mess that broke apart into such fine pieces that it fell right through Perseverance’s perfect, delicate instrument. To phrase it differently, the best scientists and engineers in the business built a robot explicitly to pick up rocks - and now say it’s the rock’s fault for not getting picked up.