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Quotes About Saturdays

Updated: Jan 26

A dozen reflective, often amusing, quotations about the joys of Saturdays.

Baseball cap inscribed with the word: Saturdays

"On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday." Robert Brault

"I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel." Audrey Hepburn

“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.” Dan Pearce

"The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too." Donna Shalala

“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.” George Carlin

“Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.” Lyndon B. Johnson

"What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week." C. S. Lewis

"Saturday is a day for the spa. Relax, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, too." Ana Monnar

“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” Ogden Nash

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” Bill Watterson

“Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.” C.J. Carlyon

“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” Anna Scott


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