Aussie PM Blames Kangaroos

Updated: Sep 15

You have probably heard that Australia has been remarkedly lackadaisical and inefficient in its vaccination efforts...

In January, OGN reported that Europe was organising its vaccine deliveries via tortoise to the consternation of its unimpressed citizens; now Aussie Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, is also getting it in the neck and is seeking to the deflect blame for his government’s vaccine strategy which, frankly, remains a stuttering, poorly planned mess. “They’re not for taming, they don’t follow directions well and they absolutely won’t accept when they’ve screwed up,” Morrisson said of the kangaroos and not of his own administration.


His government endeavoured to use kangaroos' pouches to deliver vaccines across the nation. Morrison’s inability to speedily rollout a vaccination programme is now under further scrutiny as the majority of the country faces lengthy lockdowns.


“Sure now you say the kangaroos were a bad idea and there must be a better way to operate a vaccine programme but I didn’t hear any alternative ideas like ‘actually buy vaccines’. You’re all experts after the fact,” added Morrison.


Morrison admitted he came close to pulling his hair out over the botched rollout but hair plugs don’t come cheap.


The above is obviously fake news, but sometimes you've just got to laugh.