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Bizarre Results From Recent UK YouGov Polls

We'll leave you to decide what these answers reveal about the average Brit.

Man playing the bagpipes

For every 100 Brits...

8 Would like a urinal in their house.

18 Would like to be woken by someone playing the bagpipes each morning, instead of an alarm.

23 Reuse their teabags.

26 Think they could safely land a passenger plane with the assistance of air traffic control.

29 Refuse to drink water from the bathroom tap.

39 Have said to the hairdresser that they liked their haircut, when they did not.

42 Consider a straw to have two holes.

47 Would support restaurants imposing a 'screaming child surcharge'.

80 Can only speak their native language.

82 Rarely wear polo necks.

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