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Great Golf Quotes

Updated: Apr 1, 2022

As the Masters at Augusta National enters its third day, here are a handful of great golf quotes to make you chuckle.

Male golfer hitting a wedge shot on the fairway

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Tiger Woods

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. George Deukmejian

The most important shot in golf is the next one. Ben Hogan

If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. Dean Martin

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. Gerald R. Ford

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him. P.G. Wodehouse

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. Hank Aaron

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. Lee Travino

Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. P.G. Wodehouse

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny

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