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Hilarious Dumb Celebrity Quotes

A dozen hilariously dumb celebrity quotations.


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"I might fade into Bolivian." Mike Tyson


“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Brooke Shields


"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" George W. Bush


"I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa." Britney Spears


“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.” Shaquille O’Neil (when asked if he visited the Parthenon when in Greece)


“I think that the film (Clueless) was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” Alicia Silverstone


“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” Jason Kidd


“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” Christina Aguilera


“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” Joe Theismann


"Fiction writing is great because you can make up almost anything." Ivana Trump


“We didn’t underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.” Bobby Robson


“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” Britney Spears


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