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Best of The Worst Dad Jokes

What’s the difference between dad jokes and pizza? Dad jokes can’t be topped. Notoriously cringeworthy or hilariously funny - depending on your point of view (or if you're a dad telling one) - dad jokes have become an entire sub-genre of modern humour. Here's a baker's dozen of the best of the worst for your 'entertainment'.

Road sign warning of animals crossing

‘I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down’.

'What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'

Q: ‘Dad, can you put my shoes on? A: ‘I don’t think they’ll fit me.’

‘Ah, this takes me back’ (when putting the car into reverse)

‘This graveyard looks crowded - people must be dying to get in’.

‘I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.’

Q: ‘Can you put the dog out?’ A: ‘I didn’t know it was on fire.’

‘What do you call a magician who lost their magic? Ian.’

'What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' "Supplies!"

‘Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy’

‘I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.’

‘How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.’

'Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera’



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