Here's a dozen one-liners to give you chuckle.
Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?’
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… But the kids still get in.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
What’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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